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“Hmm … now what was it that Jesus said about homosexuality? Oh yeah, that’s right. Nothing.”

“Hmm … now what was it that Jesus said about homosexuality? Oh yeah, that’s right. Nothing.”

“If I’ve learned anything from history, it’s that bullied or oppressed groups never get their revenge.”— not a historian  

“If I’ve learned anything from history, it’s that bullied or oppressed groups never get their revenge.”
— not a historian  

It wasn’t the book, but Billy’s crossed feet, that told the real tale. Rover and Miss Kitty didn’t have the heart to tell Peggy.

It wasn’t the book, but Billy’s crossed feet, that told the real tale. Rover and Miss Kitty didn’t have the heart to tell Peggy.

“I don’t know… I’m just a little blue, it’s just like, if Kim and Kris can’t make it, what hope is there for us, you know?”

“I don’t know… I’m just a little blue, it’s just like, if Kim and Kris can’t make it, what hope is there for us, you know?”

Babies: this season’s hottest new gay-ccessory.  - Italian Vogue 

Babies: this season’s hottest new gay-ccessory.  
- Italian Vogue 

Frannie was a sucker for mulled wine, shirt dresses, and ladies with junk in the trunk.

Frannie was a sucker for mulled wine, shirt dresses, and ladies with junk in the trunk.

Drag queens Pink and Ke$ha were mortified when they both showed up at the party with the same calves.  

Drag queens Pink and Ke$ha were mortified when they both showed up at the party with the same calves.