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The first known “talk to the hand” in recorded history.

apple bottom knickers,
booties with the fur. 

Always preferring to blend into the background, Gerald’s coming out was a subdued affair.

Susie explained to Bobby: scissoring wasn’t just for paper.

“Look, I know you’re cold but it’s part of the outfit. I can’t lend you my second set of sleeves.” 

Mrs. Muldoon knew she had failed in raising her son.  Accepting candy from a stranger was one thing, but a waistcoat and leggings? That was unforgivable.

Harvey rubbed his lamp and nothing came out. Story of his life.

“Seriously guys, this does nothing for me.”

Fiercest Pirate on the Seas — Captain Jack Swallow

Just as feared, with the Army’s Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy out of the way, things got a lot more fabulous.